If your mop is judging you and the DIY can absolutely wait, escape it all and head down to Bognor Rugby Club for today’s Six Nations clash. Wales take on France in what might be their biggest test yet — which feels like the perfect excuse to stay dry, grab a pint, and shout expert opinions at the TV.

Warm clubhouse, cold drinks, big tackles, and zero responsibility.

Rain outside. Rugby inside. Chores… postponed indefinitely.

Clubhouse opens at 2pm, kick off at 3:10pm.